Photo by: Chris

There seems to be a misconception that’s been spiraling round the web for the past few years and I”m really ont too happy about it. Superman seems to be beyond belief for many of the the schools around the US and even in eastern nations. This needs to be addressed immediately!

For proof, start looking up. Every night around six, he will appear in front of the moon just to show off his cool skills. Tight rope walking with a lazer beam, shooting astroids, levitating houses and hitting them into the distance with a baseball bat is really the norm for a man of his stature. Think about it, he can literally bring anything in existance to it’s knees. Even KNEES. Oh ya, he can also take care of your grandma when she’s sick. So he’s basically the coolest guy in existence, but there’s a problem.

Superman has aids. We need everyone’s help to try different cures on themselves if we wish to have any chance of seeing another house flying through the air on a full moon. Do it, don’t think about it. He’s reaaaaaal I tells you. Just like the Easter bunny and my wife.